Only English :)

[verbatim05]

IMO russian lanuage is better and faster in learning, I want to learn russian.

OMG !

Russian is maybe easy but u dont use in abroad. If u want working in abroad, you'll MUST learn english in aproxx. 50%.

But The_69_boy. Where you live now ?

Near Mazowsze ?

My cousin in Świętokrzyskie continue russian lesson because this language is required by teacher, unfortunately.

And u ?

[Rankin]

If u want working in abroad, you'll MUST learn english in aproxx. 50%.

Wait, what? How can you learn a language and measure your total knowledge in a scale of 1-100? You can't possibly mean grades?

[Nicek]

russian lanuage is better

It is not true.Russian lanuage is not popular,so every students learn english...

Because everybody use english

[Czajnik]

It is not true.Russian lanuage is not popular,so every students learn english...

Because everybody use english

That's why Russian is better if you see it as your future. Everyone knows English and many people from outside of America knows English better than those who live there. And Russian? What you can say in Russian? One, two three and so on to ten? Hello, goodbye, thank you? That's why Russian can be useful together with English in future career, when you e.g. would work as a translator.

[Qbuś]

Russian, Chinese, Spanish... One can name many languages that could be useful in the future... But tobe honest - any language is useful. Even if it is a relatively rare one like Afrikaans. The rarer the language is the more original you are and less competition on the market There are two sides to every coin as they say.

[Rankin]

And now something completely different

Some guys were playing a game of Seven Seas, and the GM was struggling to describe a pirate encounter...

GM: The pirates, are, um... well, they're...

Player: (taking over) They're a typical band of scurvy pirates! Each of them has a hook for a hand, a peg for a leg, an eyepatch over his eye, and a parrot on his shoulder--except the captain, who'se TWICE the pirate of any of them. He's got two peg legs, two hooks for hands, a patch over both eyes, and a parrot on each shoulder, who say to him "Right," "left," right..."

[Raju]

I'm only 13 years old (6 class), so I don't know English too much I'm finalist of state English competition, so I should can speak and use English very good and everybody says I am, but I don't think so much. My English teacher says "If you use dictionary, you will can talk and use English like English people" What you think about it?

[Rankin]

I'm only 13 years old (6 class), so I don't know English too much I'm a finalist of state -level English competition, so I should be able to speak English very good and everybody says I am, but I don't think so. My English teacher says "If you use dictionary, you will be able to speak English like Englishmen" What you think about it?

Well, given your age, you speak well, but... I'd like to point out few mistakes, you will. Just wasn't 100% sure about the ones in italics as I didn't want to stray far from the original... And I don't want to be acting like a --- Nevermind <_<

Keep it up and you'll be a pro in no time

[-=MARCIN=-]

I'm only 13 years old (6 class), so I don't know English too much I'm finalist of state English competition, so I should can speak and use English very good and everybody says I am, but I don't think so much. My English teacher says "If you use dictionary, you will can talk and use English like English people" What you think about it?

nah mate u'll never talk like english ppl , they've got so much different accents n other shit like tha, its very hard to even communicate in england for like 2-3 months of being there . children pick language very quickly lol if ur like 8-10 years old u'll pick english any month just like my brother he goes to the english school with no other polish ppl , just english lads and lasses , for the first 2 -3 weeks he didn't understand a word they say but after that he started to pickin' language quick as fook. my advice is that if u want to learn english the best thing for you to do is to move or at least go to england for some time , take care.

l8az

[Rankin]

nah mate u'll never talk like english ppl , they've got so much different accents n other shit like tha, its very hard to even communicate in england for like 2-3 months of being there . children pick language very quickly lol if ur like 8-10 years old u'll pick english any month just like my brother he goes to the english school with no other polish ppl , just english lads and lasses , for the first 2 -3 weeks he didn't understand a word they say but after that he started to pickin' language quick as fook. my advice is that if u want to learn english the best thing for you to do is to move or at least go to england for some time , take care.

l8az

Jesus Christ, you type as if you were learning English from IM'ing with gangsta homies through AOL

[-=MARCIN=-]

i live in england for bwt 4 yrs now wot did u expect mate i hope it aint a problem for ya

[Rankin]

i live in england for bwt 4 yrs now wot did u expect mate i hope it aint a problem for ya

Naaah, I'm used to worse stuff ("TEH GRATE FOOD WENT DOWN ADN LEFT A MARk")

[-=MARCIN=-]

("TEH GRATE FOOD WENT DOWN ADN LEFT A MARk")

Lmaoo !! who said that ??

[Rankin]

("TEH GRATE FOOD WENT DOWN ADN LEFT A MARk")

Lmaoo !! who said that ??

http://www.elfonlyinn.net/d/20040305.html

Here's more of Goku:

http://www.elfonlyinn.net/d/20040213.html

(R THEY NOT REAL???)

[The_69_boy]

IMO russian lanuage is better and faster in learning, I want to learn russian.

OMG !

Russian is maybe easy but u dont use in abroad. If u want working in abroad, you'll MUST learn english in aproxx. 50%.

But The_69_boy. Where you live now ?

Near Mazowsze ?

My cousin in Świętokrzyskie continue russian lesson because this language is required by teacher, unfortunately.

And u ?

No, im from Łódź. Im want to working as a editor of any magazine.

[wormer]

Great topic guys .

What do you think about most usefull langages after english?

I want to lern spanish because I like it and very many people uses this language. The language I'm studing in school except english is german. I hate it, and I just can't stand lerning it. Anybody have same fillings about german as me???

[Czajnik]

Great topic guys .

What do you think about most usefull langages after english?

I want to lern spanish because I like it and very many people uses this language. The language I'm studing in school except english is german. I hate it, and I just can't stand lerning it. Anybody have same fillings about german as me???

Hihi you said it, wormer. I hate german as much as I can't stand the smell of a rotten egg That's why I'm studying italian. It's quite the same as spanish. I've got a friend in my class who study spanish in a private school and she's no.1 in italian xD She's the best I'm tellin ya. And, back to the topic, I haven't got any idea why anyone wants to learn german language. I just can't listen to it. It's so rude n all. Anyone willing to explain it to me?

[Qbuś]

same fillings about

filling

• noun a quantity or piece of material that fills or is used to fill something ( for example a tooth ).

i live in england for bwt 4 yrs now wot did u expect mate

And I thought that living in England is good for your English I stand corrected :twisted:

[-=MARCIN=-]

And I thought that living in England is good for your English I stand corrected :twisted:

hell yeah man as for the german thread i think that german is just useless, the only places u can speak german is germany obviously n austria , am i right or am i right ? :lol: as for myself im goin to college in september n am goin to pick french or spanish myself i already speak a bit of spanish n french but i wanna learn some more como estas ? je'ne compared pa , im kool as cheese me typo :oops: i live in england for bwt 2 yrs soz my mistake :lol:

[Rankin]

Here's some old Random Insanity topics I've found around my old site:

1) A letter to Bill Gates, written in three-word steps. There's some slightly offensive content...

Dear Mr Gates,

The RI board will eat your first born. We would love to proudly present to you, a wonderful, hydraulic red scooter and cut off your big and hairy scalp. Furthermore, it looks good on chicks, but guys are more susceptible to your nerdy sexual advances.

Furthermore, dogs will eat chicken legs in Windows whereas Macintosh encourages you to touch my Amiga 500+ with exotic pleasure which will give something extremely erotic to your mom, who will love it when you stroke her foot using man juice. While saying your prayers can cause death to your children. This by giving them really small wangs with genital herpes.

Now we will beat your ass and rape your pets that are urinating all over your wife's ugly dress. And we like to sniff your own bunghole. Mr. Gates please remove your huge large anal plug so we can get on to getting the freaky wang slappin' on the kitchen floor while we crash through the ceiling while touching children at Neverland and kicking you in their pants and getting some majorly intelligent night crawlers.

Furthermore, we will fap all night while watching you eat a liver that belongs to Rick James, *****! Pull out a wang and shove it in a young man's anus because you know it is fun. Squirt man juice all over your Credit Card Numbers.

Yo Gates dude, and we will defecate and violate your knee caps very well and then ninja will give you such chilly buttsecksz dogloggins. Obligatory emasculated hypochondriacs stab you with rusty sporks, while eating out your lungs while watching you kick your boyfriend. Now heed the rabid monkeys as they bite your crotch. Also eat your brains you sick little monkey. I hope that you die by falling Xbox fanboys with acne.

Furthermore, you should burn your hair with a wang tied to a huge anvil shaped monkey's left hat which inferred recreation with sexy results to a hamster that likes to, with instant ramen, kill mutant turtles of purple colour and deep-fry their meat and then eat it with overpriced German cuisine and salty ketchup with fish liver. Please refrain from eating roast ducks under burning skies. Um, Sincerity cares!

But we all put sprinkles on your wives hairy donut stash. Never touch your kid that way again or we'll eat your pet gerbil and magazine collection. Then we will "fap" upon you until you drown in my man juice. We will send 100 Infected Macs to beat the invasion of the flying green gofers.

Furthermore, Britney Spears is my wife and not your daughter. So just take a ride on my sled and lets go assassinate the leaders of your company which will result in a dirty flamingo eating a group of penguins with rabies infection.

So when you realize that your life is useless you can kill everyone you know, except Kite Ryagara, and eat their Orange of Dooms porn flick tonight which contains you “GHOSTBUSTERS ARE ROX”! You don’t have any sporks left that kill giant bunnies, so you have to destroy the giant eggs of my ant.

Now that we know your location we will go draw our light-sabers and stalk you in your toilet while the floaters float, duh! Also remember this if ninja(s?) raid your fridge at night.

You suck, suicide is your only anti-drug. Please note that space penguins usually don’t have halo to play Space Invaders but everyone eats crunchy X FRIGGIN' D!!! In addition we wish to say choke on bacon and die. And spam, spam, spam to you and go suck a dead squirrel! Just like we did and make sure that our demands are satisfied. BUTTSECKS is the only option, you monkey loving, tree hugging, space slug licking, Fart sniffing dude.

Your social life is meaningless fool, so beat children with a douche. We hate the dance of 1000 ****ers who made the sky blue. We disagree with everything windows represents, Macs are better for ****ting into. We ain’t your mother's uncle’s dog so you can't feed me your cold excuses anymore.

So you go to hell, you dog eating frog, created Big Rigs, fungus eating swine! Coconuts and grapes hate your pulp as you *fap* and think of your baby sausage while eating pigliver. If you ever dream of porcupines impaling old people then Shaq Fu will probably not kick your dog for the glory of glorious pizza.

We must not give in to the dog-kicking action because Halo was really awesome. We pray Mrs. Gates….buy us halo77 or we will buttsecks our sisters and fart painfully. Buttsecksz…hilarity ensues.

And we will give Hilary Clinton money because your a big, fat, meanie who poops his bed all day. When you go home, please torture you cancerous cat! Wakka! Wakka! Wakka! You shall slaughter every Christmas tree that exists in Rand McNally because, of all the gutter trash Ho’s who dance like mad with spoons and rotten cheese sandwiches you are simply a very large hypersonic nerd that has no life.

However, with all the things we have said we would like to leave, while you butsecks yourself. And the rest of covenant grunts will suck your Frankfurter Wurst and dance the funky Super, Evil, Hyper Kill-yourself dance. Afterwards you can, while kicking dogs, scratch our balls with a fork infected with a piece of rotten anus tissue and covered in skanky candy, and you share your money you thieving wanghead!

But seriously Mr. Gates, sell back Rare 'cuz it belongs in MC’s ass. Your pet rock won't survive the lobotomy. Our great leader is not controlled by the Russians, who are taking over the English labour party with the fapping on exploding kittens. Inferred heat seeking wangs that will take over Microsoft and kill you, telling them to kick a dog will only make raisins.

I'll puke if X-box keeps making ****ty games with their ears, then the wangs. I especially hate it, because you are a money-hungry computer-lovin' jackass who will drop Jack’s droppings on your big hairy asscrack.

Now or else you will suffer the affects of diarreah and butter will rain down from the skies and flood your pool of radioactively polluted mushroom-onion-garlic-egg juice and minds and guarantee that the antidisestablishmentarianism causes hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia and YOU'RE A POODLE with curly fries and weird eyes that make you pee your pants.

Still, you are dying of malaria, Leprechaun ninja’s pwn. People who like Pamela Anderson’s boobs will be paid $1000000000000000000000000 if she has a sex change. Use condoms wisely or else you get served. My monkey will pwn j00r buttux. You eat boobs while spanking Michael Moore's fat ass. We are god, but thou commands are that you will eat your foot and poop. Anyway, the monkey insists you and Linux….

"Please note: This letter was drafted by dozens of writers who contributed in three-word segments. It is meant for merely for entertainment and does a great job in our opinion!" – Chrystal Omega

A topic which suffered from server overload (notice the dates):

ATTN RI: Post.NOW

From: King Pendragon | Posted: 4/1/2005 12:42:02 PM | Message Detail

NOW!

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Learn to swim!

See you down in Arizona Bay!

From: Khajiit Rankin | Posted: 4/1/2005 12:44:19 PM | Message Detail

.NOW

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Project Awakening: Feline Khymera 70-30, strong active psionic power

Known psi-entries: LifeForce Drain, Alpha Catharsis

From: Khajiit Rankin | Posted: 4/1/2005 12:44:20 PM | Message Detail

.NOW

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Project Awakening: Feline Khymera 70-30, strong active psionic power

Known psi-entries: LifeForce Drain, Alpha Catharsis

From: Mr Snugglybuns | Posted: 4/1/2005 12:44:46 PM | Message Detail

Okay.

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Me = poi

Ride that pony.

From: Mr Snugglybuns | Posted: 4/1/2005 12:44:46 PM | Message Detail

Okay.

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Me = poi

Ride that pony.

From: King Pendragon | Posted: 4/1/2005 12:45:40 PM | Message Detail

Good

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Learn to swim!

See you down in Arizona Bay!

From: King Pendragon | Posted: 4/1/2005 12:45:42 PM | Message Detail

Good

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Learn to swim!

See you down in Arizona Bay!

From: Khajiit Rankin | Posted: 4/1/2005 12:52:48 PM | Message Detail

*raises two ocb flags*

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Project Awakening: Feline Khymera 70-30, strong active psionic power

Known psi-entries: LifeForce Drain, Alpha Catharsis

[mc_michal]

Great topic guys .

What do you think about most usefull langages after english?

I want to lern spanish because I like it and very many people uses this language. The language I'm studing in school except english is german. I hate it, and I just can't stand lerning it. Anybody have same fillings about german as me???

I hate german language and german ppl(they don't like us, so i don't like them). German language is difficult to learn for me. One word can have plenty of letters I hate it.

[-=MARCIN=-]

they've got some shitty letters as well lol one of them looks a bit like our B but you prenounce it like S or something :roll:

[Carl Gustav]

Lol indeed, ive got friends who learn ger so sometimes i talk to them and its quite loling.

[Qbuś]

mc_michal, -=MARCIN=-, Busio --> If you have nothing to say then... don't. All that you say can be summed up in: 'German is stupid, he he he'. So please limit your highy 'interesting and intellectual' discourse.

[Kiwikuku]

German isn't stupit but, german is hard to learn. I learn english by 7 years and i learn german by 1 year and i have problems with it.