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[SpellCaster 0]

- Magic wand ? Magic WAND ?!? Am I Harry Potter or what ?!? This little plastic stick sux...I have a BIG stick...a staff...not a little stupid stick...biiiig stick...Har Har. And who ya are ? I didn't saw ya coming...you are from this place or you follow us aye ?

[_Rincewind 1]

No, dont trust him! This world is mad! We must get out of here and return to our world. Johnny, you gotta find a way out from here or... I dont know, use your full power and teleport us to our world. Quickly, this hordes of Urug-Hai are shooting at us! Wait, they're shooting flowers? Oh, that's roses! With spikes! It will cause us to pain! Oh, what I'm talking?... No! Longer we are here, more we are mad! Johnny, cast your superspell! Teleport! Quick! Mumy, I wont to Mumy! Buu, buu... ah shit! I'm losing my mind... my head... oh, that monster there is dancing... he's so happy... I want to be happy... I want to dance... sleep... hrr... hrr... slee... hrr...

=you see Day-Vamp-Bro and Rince in Flycar. They're dreaming... very deep. Big Bear on your Flying Carpet is also sleeping. You hear whistles of flying roses and very deep: hrr, hrr, hrr...(not: har, har, har ) =

[SpellCaster 0]

- EEE, guys ? Wake up ? Eeee, wake up !!! Nothing...ok, teleport ? Aye aye sir !

You see (oh, you can't see, because you are sleeping, sorry) a magician who is casting a powerfull spell...he is shouting stupid words and putting his hands into air, and into carpet, up and down, up and down...after a while, spell is casting by itself...but wizard is mumbling over and over. Spell is going to work when...a liitle rose throwed by happy troll flies into mage :

- Mumbling, bubling, mumbling, bubling AuuUuuu...o-o...not again...arghhhh....Haaaaaaarrrrrrr...........

A giant thunderbolt hit flycar and magic carpet...where they has been, now there is nothing...oh, the roses is there...

- C'mon dudes ! Lets go to the Sauron's party ! Maybe there is still a bit of cake ? I think Sheloba can't eat everything in that short time...

Speaks ork, but you don't hear it...because you aren't here...then, you didn't heared that, ok ?

[_Rincewind 1]

=BZZT= =PUK=

-Hrr... hmm, where are we? Jaawn. I was sleeping? Yes, I remember... I was dreaming about sweet happy orcs. And they were dancing? Strange. Ok, where are we? Its pretty hot here. Hey, what the hell is tha...

-Hello little humans. Fahr! You came here to me? Mm, thats fahr nice. But you're right, fahr its time for dinner! Graaauuufhrfhrfhr!!! I am the Fahrt Fahrug! The fahr strongest fahr Dragon of the North!

-Ee, I heared about you. You'll be not the first and not the last Dragon that I'll burn. Yes, I am the Leader of Brotherhood Of Flame! And when it comes to flame, I am the best! Me and my Flamy-Thower! Ha ha har ha! I am the Master of Flame and its time to BURN, BURN, BURN!!!

-I fahr burn you fahr!!!

=FHRFHRFHR=

=ROAREROAREOFOFFLAMEFLAME=

=FHRFHRFHR=

=ROAREROAREOFOFFLAMEFLAME=

=FHRFHR=

=ROAREROAREOFOFFLAMEFLAME=

=FHR=

=ROAREROAREOFOFFLAMEFLAME=

=F...=

=FINALFINALROAREROAREOFOFFLAMEFLAME=

=...silence...=

-Ah, that was easy. Unlucky that we were teleported to the lair of North Fahrt Fahrug. See there? There's an exit. Lets fly there. =ZIUUU=Hmm, our friends are still sleeping. All right, I know where we are. Lets fly to the East and there we will find this Evil-Hill with Heart Of Evil inside that we must destroy. Lets get moving fellas!

[SpellCaster 0]

- MMmmMMmm...do that again ! I feel very warm inside...MmmmMMmmm...flemethrower IS something...but I like dragons...I VERY love dragons...see that penguin on my head ? It's actually a half-penguin...his father was a penguin, but mother was a dragon. I love dragons, then next time we see one, can we firs talk do him Har, Har ?

Then, to the mountain of doom ! Ermm...sorry...hill of evil ! But we must fly there quick, because my magic battery to my carpet is at the end.

Awwww ! They sleepin and sleepin only ! When they wake up aye ?

- Uncle Fahrug ! Uncle Fahrug........you kill Kenny ! You ***** !!!

- Shut up Polly ! Let's go then lads Har, Har !

[_Rincewind 1]

-Um... yyy, lets go then!

=ZIUUU=

___After some time___

=ZIUUU=

-Ok, we're gonna land here... =ZIuu.. bam= We're at the front of the main entrance to the very deep tunels that leads to the Heart Of Evil. No one ever seen it, no one knows how it look like. We're gonna be the first, who see it, we're gonna be the first, who defeat it and we're gonna b..

-Silensse, whose are you. You cannot get in, I shall not let you! Boss sess that I am here to not let anyoness get threw that gate!- saiss the big orange dragon

- What!?! Let me take my Flamy Thow... Uh... Ymm, maybe you Johnny better talk to that dragon. Persuade or something...

[SpellCaster 0]

- Aye aye captain ! Ekhem...goodmornin good dragon...what boss ?

- Err...what-sh bossss ? Errr....eehhh...the bosss-sh...err...my bosss-sh !!!

- Does he pays ya for guarding the entrace ?

- Nope-shhh...

- Where do you sleep ?

- Here, on the ground...

- Whaaa ?!? You are a dragon ! Ya must sleep in the warm cave on the biiiiiig pile of gold !!!

- Sssseriousssly-shhh ?

- Uncle Piiinkhy-argh ? Uncle Piiinkhy-argh !

- Polly...this is...errr...you ? Where-sh I last saw you...you was a dragon...errr....small dragon...but dragon...a penguin-shhh ?!? Thissss isss joke, right-sh ?

- When you ate lately ?

- Errrm...month ago heroes try to enter here. Half I burned and half of them I ate.

- M...m...month ago ? Ok...Har Har...my name is Jonny not-very-black-beard...in the name of unitity of dragon lovers you, Piiinkhy-argh the dragon is now under my care ! I do my best...I find you some nice, warm cave, we going to eat pudding (a lot of :twisted: ) and some of the evil treasure we give ya for ya new bed, oki-doki ?

- Ermmm...okiiii-doki-shhh...

- Then, before we enter there with ouer new friend, we must talk about one thing Har, Har.......what flavour do we choose :twisted: ? I wanna chocolate, and you my dragon lad ?

- Shhhhheep-eeshh I need...sheep-pudding...

- Crackers ! Craaackers !!!

[_Rincewind 1]

-And I want blood-pudding! I just cant wait... its gonna be so tasty =P~ . Oh, our new friend... a dragon. A shame that me, great beast-hunter, have alliance with dragon. If it was a bat or something, I'd love it in my company. I like bats...

- Pershhaps my unclsshe of my mothershh broshther of his sishter was a bat.

- Hm, thats better. It's good to know that my natural enemy isn't just my natural enemy. My natural enemy has a part of my friend now. So in other way, he's my natural half-friend... but when you say that natura...

=GRZZZWRGWRGWRG!!!=

- Hey, what was that noise?

- Sshhhhh! My boss ish hungryshh! Its time to shh bring himshh shsome food.

- Who is your boss? He is the Heart Of Evil?

- My boshs gotss a short-nameshh: Very---Evil!!!

- And the full-name?

- Fulshl name ishh: Veryshh-Hunshgry-Shand-Powerfulshl-Beeing-That-Ish-The-Heart-Of-Evishl!!!

- Very-Hungry-And-Powerfull-Beeing-That-Is-The-Heart-Of-Evil?

=GRZZWRAAUGAGAGUUU!!!=

- Ok, I'll say... I've got a plan. You will take us to him and then any evil monster won't attack us, becouse we will be your prisoners for boss dinner. And when we get to the Very---Evil chamber, we're gonna do slashes, crushes and turn him in to ashes! Haha, what d'you think 'bout that Johnny?

- We shhcould take theesse shhleeping guyss asss a dinnersh forsh shhthe Very---Evil bosss.

- No... I think its better for them to stay where they are. They're not very usefull thou. So Johnny, what do you think about my super-genius-plan?

[SpellCaster 0]

- Hmmm....nice ^^. But we don't turn him into ashes, we turn him into pudding Har Har !!! But remember, we are safe in the way to boss, but in the way from pudding-boss-heart-of-evil-pudding his army are going to attack us...then, have we a big truck to store the whole pudding :twisted: :?: By the way.....let's go, I'm hungry, and we must find a nice, warm cave for Pinky...Ekhem, Ekhem...for good and law ! ...and pudding of course.....]

- Pudding ! Pudding ! Crackeeers pudding !!!

- Har, Har if you ask me Polly...

[_Rincewind 1]

-Ok Shh-Dragon, lead the way.

-Yessh masster.

___A long walk begins. During this long, scarry walk you see many strange and very bad, evil beeings. When you walk near them, they turn their wicked heads (or something that seems to be head)and look at you suspiciusly from the shadows. Everything is hided in shadows and you can see only, becouse of weak energy that shy from the Spellcasters magic-active inventory. Many small and red eyes look at you from all around. These long cave tunnels seems to be endless... After some hour... or maybe two. Or maybe five hours...- you completly lost your sense of time. So... after some time you stopped before very, very big door. There are many strange signs and some kind of runes on it. And this very, very big door have very, very evil aura.___

-Thish iss it shhh.

-So let us get in. I just cant wait. I should be mega-scarred of what I'll see behind this door but I'm not. When I've got my friends with me, I'm brave and strong. WE are strong together. Hahaha, our great Company Of Flame. Of course that some two guys are not with us but... I'm sure they are with us in their minds! Of course that they're sleeping and care nothing about us now but... I'm sure that in their dreams they helping us! And of course that there's only two of us but... there is also your penguin and Shh-Dragon, that makes us four! Hey team! Remember that we must ceep together and fight together against our enemy, and then we will have victory, glory, pudding and crackers! Alright, enough of this stupid patriotic talking... lets get inside!

-Grrmpasswordgrrm!- sais very, very bad-looking deamon guard

-Shh "sssuper sssupper sssong" shhhh.

-Grrmgetgrrm grrmingrrm!- sais really very, VERY bad-looking deamon guard

___The very, very big gate starts to open with very, very noise:___

=RRIIIIGHIIIIUUAAAAAMBDŻŻŻ!!!=

___When you entered inside, the gate suddenly starts to closing with very, very noise:___

=ŻŻŻDBMAAAAAUUIIIIHGIIIIRR!!!=

-GRAAHH, FINALLY MY DINNER, GRAHAHAHAHA!!!- sais the very, very evil Very---Evil. I cannot describe him with words. But when you do: {all nightmares of all human dreams} + {All bad things of all in the world} + {One-horned frog} It'll sure equals = him, the Very---Evil.

-Your poor and very, very destiny has commed! Prepare to final-pudding!

___The very, very action begins...___

=GRACHH=SLASH=ZIP=ROARE=SKRZEEK=GRRUAA=HARHAR=SHHH= ...

=PUDDING-SLASH= ... ... =BLUP!=

___The Very---Evil is hit by the pudding-sword and has turned in to very, very evil pudding___

-... Is that it? We defeated him?

[SpellCaster 0]

You can see a big pile of evil pudding on the floor. Dragon, who was very hungry, eat it very quickly...

- Noo ! Pinkhy-argh ! It's evi...

- Arghhhh.... FOOLS ! NOW I REBIRTH IN THE DRAGONS BODY !!! MUAHAHAHAHAAA.....!!!

- Run dudes ! RUUUUUUN !

Team of great heroes run to the exit...but to exit lead veeery long road...

They run very quick

After them evil on the wings of fire

Mage have a magic stick

And day-vamp-bro an assasin's metal wire

To the exit they run

After them a horde of beasts

But monsters don't run for fun

They run too, after them fire fists...

Very evil lord in body of a dragon

He kills whoever run to slow

Now die troll who look like a bacon

We must escape him, but how ?

Next ogre is now dying

Sorcerer take his magic staff

Cast spell he is trying

He is screaming "[beeep]!" and other stuff...

Last ork ends in the dragon's mouth

We are going to day today

Spell don't want to work tough

Rince scream - THAT WAY !

We run into cave to small for evil

I can't catch my breath, that air

He look like hell's first devil...

Cave look like someones lair

On the wall blood

On the floor bones

There are a lot of mud

This is lair of...trolls...

...We are gonna to die today...

...help.....

[_Rincewind 1]

...help... sais spellcaster

It'll gonna be disaster

Before us trolls stand aside

Behind us evil dragon moving by

We're gonna die

There's no more time

Rince throws his flash-granade

BAM! Everyone's blind

Heart Of Evil is moving by

We're gonna die

Stupid and blind trolls

In furius hit everyone, but not our heroes

So at end, they all lies on the ground

But evil dragon uses his nose, oh he's very close moving by

We're gonna die

Rince thinks: "Smoke granade- that could be fine"

He throws it, BAM! And they escape just in time

We're running very fast now

But dragon is just behind us, no one know how and why

We're gonna die

He opens his mouth and burns evil flames

"This is my chance"- Rince said

A perfect throw into demons mouth... yes!

Plazma granade explodes, how sad, oh my

He's gonna die!

But something's not right...

He still lives! But I'm gonna fight

I shall try again with the pudding sword

I set option: good-pudding. Maybe It'll work...

Quick jump, dodge from his sharp-claws and =SLASH=

A great light explode from him with strange mutation sound and then... nothing changed. That damned evil dragon stands still where he was standing.

- Hey, that pudding-sword is not working!

- GRUARGHHAHAHA!!! I will destroy! I am the Very---Evi... Very---E... Very---Ev... Very... Very---Good! And I will destroy... destroy evil! Yes! I'm good! Hahaha! And this is hill of Heart-Of-E... Heart-Of-Good! Yes! Haha! Hmm... I sense that there are many evil beeings here... I must clean this hill from it! Haha!- said the Very---Good and walked away

- Eee. Yesss. Aw men, with this magic-pudding he also took a bit of my madness. So friends... or rather friend... our mission is complete. Somehow we defeated the Heart Of Evil. Hmm, its time for some blood-crackers. You want some? Here, catch...

[SpellCaster 0]

- Good god ! Ya never know, when two or three granades can rescue youre live...sheesh...

After few years you hear about Very-Good-Lord-of-Good who destroy all evil of his region. After that he build house for children without mother nor father, hospital, house for very old people, and shop with ice cream for free...and all live long and in peace...

THE END...

...but only for them...there are a lot of evil in the world for ouer mighty heroes...

- Ou...thanks...[glam, mlask, glam, mlask]...good...ekhem...cookies...ya bake them ?

Then, where are we going now ? Har Har. Ouer task here was ended and I haven't magic batteries for my magic carpet. Youre fly-car is out of gas too. Hmm ? Polly ? Where are ya wanna go ?

- I dunno...

- Smart bird...

[Holy Crusade OFF]

Nice poem _Rincewind

[Holy Crusade ON]

[_Rincewind 1]

[Holy Crusade Off]

Your poem was also cool

[Holy Crusade On]

- Ha! So the Holy Crusade ends. And as I promissed time ago, I am to give the "Great Medal Of Bullet & Fire" to the bravest and most usefull companion of this Great Trip. Looks that I dont have much choice... and I choose you! You save us from many dangerous things that would cause us threaten and you showed your great magic abilities, so now officialy you have gained the "Great Medal Of Bullet & Fire"!! =CLAP=CLAP=CLAP=WHISTLE=CLAP=CLAP= That also automaticly gives you the opportunity to be one of many members of the Brotherhood Of Flame and My(Leader Of Flame) approbation. Our friends didn't show much curage and honor during this Crusade... Instead, they seemed very well enjoying their sleeping. So I cannot give them this Medal. Hmm, what about them? They're still sleeping. It's all becouse of this pre-magic that hit them when we were travelling between worlds. You know what? Lets take them to that house for children without mother nor father, maybe there they will be cured... Hey, maybe you got some idea, Johnny? You know all this stuff and I'm sure you know where we could take them. I dont know... maybe your Grandmother is a witch and lives in a quiet, calm and peacefull village where we could left them to begin...

HOLY CRUSADE ||

Tłititiit tu ti ta tiiit triauu titiiit...(suddenly an adventure-classic music plays)

-... Who said that?!? I just wanted to say that then we will begin th...

GREAT ADVENTURE FOR CRACKERS ||

Tłitatattiitrululu ti tru...(an adventure-classic music)

- NO!!! Stop that damned music!... Begin the fo...

FOR HONOR AND GLORY ||

TŁITRITIIIIIIIITUUUU(an adv... oh, just some annoying music!)

- SILEEENT!!! I want to begin the Foggy Folly Trip!!!

FOGGY FOLLY TRI...???

Tłitriuat...???(an adven...? Foggy Folly Trip?...)

- Uh... yes, I dont know why I named it that but... yes. Foggy Folly Trip. And please, could you stop disturbing us?!?

...OK

-Thank you. So Johnny, I asked you a question, remember? You've got some idea? And about this Foggy Folly Trip... I dont know what is the main objective of it but we shall see.

[SpellCaster 0]

- Wo...wow...hmm...this medal is...Har Har...for my ? Ekhem ekhem can I speak ? Ok, ok...where's a microphone...ok, thanks...at the beggining I wanna to thanks my mama and papa, becouse without them I cannot be here. Next, I wanna to thanks Magic Academy and school for pirates and...

- Me ! Meee !

- Of course ! I wanna to thanks Polly for ERRR...? For what I must thanks you, ya stupid bird ? Ok...where I ended ? Aha, Har Har...and it's all. Thanks for this gold (scratch, scratch...hmm it's not gold ! It's, err...chocolate in golden paper ?!?) medal !

Har Har, by the way, you can speak to me SpellCaster or just Spell.

My grandmother is a witch ? Let me remember something...nope, she is an...Archeologist ! Yes, an archeologist ! She dig the graves on cementary near the church and take all stuff and goods from crypts and tombs. Aye, an archeologist for sure. Aye... but what with them ? We cannot leave them alone here, and we cannot take them with us...Har Har...hem Polly ? What would ya like to do with them ?

- Pudding ! Puuuudding !

- Hmm, good idea ! A pudd...arghhh ! Theyre humans ya stupid half penguin ! Hem...I have an idea ! I teleport them to...eee...Disneyland ! They be sefe there...<mumbling, bubling, mumbling, bubling wziuuu !>. Done...

Happy children drive in the rollercoaster. With extremaly speed, trolleys fall down. Children screams...<wzium>...rollercoaster drove on something with loud <plask> and <auuu !>. Undentified objects fall down on place, where electric cars drive and crash with great speed. With lots of <zzzz...ouch !....zzzzz....wruuuumm...arghhh !...zzzz> strange objects land in circus tent in cage full of tigers and lions...ouch...

- Here you are ! Quick ! Dress up this costumes and red noses and to the public ! Quick !

Public have a lot of fun of sleeping bloody-clowns...

- They are safe now. But what do we do now with us ? Primo, we must get gas for ya and magic batteries foe me...then...witch way ?

[_Rincewind 1]

- Witch way? ...Emm. Hey, where's my flycar! It was right here! Aw, that stupid little gnomes. I saw them when we were walking into the tunnel gate. They stole my flycar! Ah forget it, I'll ask my Super Scientists Of Flame to make me new one. Nothing's lost, still we've got your magic-carpet. So first we must go find somewhere magic-batteries. Hmmm, "Framewell"-my City Of Flame is far far from here. Hmm, see this tower there? Far away... you see?... there, on horizon... We must go there. People said that there lives a very powerfull mage, but no one ever seen him. He got two big ogres that guards door to his tower. This tower is in the meddle of a small village named "quito mos". And this powerfull mage is good, becouse he protects this village from many orc-barbarians that attacks "quito mos". Then, I heared, that from mages tower flyies a small ball of magic light and it kills every orc, every enemy. If we could manage to get inside this tower we could ask this powerfull mage to make us some magic-bateries. I'm sure that he have all ingredients.

Yes, but first... we must get there! So lets go, lets go.

___A long walk begins...___

___After some time___

- Uhh, that penguin is lucky. He dont have to walk... he just sits on your head and rest... lucky penguin...

___A long walk continue...___

[SolariS 0]

I did not read any ofthe posts above and I plan to change the subject rudely. Recent events, the atmosphere, the tranquility which can be even felt in the centre of Warsaw has thought-provoking properties. Below you can find a product of that thoughts. I would REALLY like to see your comments, but please make them meaningful (a simple "Good/bad" will not suffice, I'm afraid).

Well here it is. A piece of writing I'm proud of:

THE HUMAN

Monday afternoon. The bus was packed up as usual. Some people read anything that had letters in it, some pretended they slept, others did sleep. The bus stopped. The driver opened the door – in came an older man. He could barely walk. He could see no unoccupied seat, but a younger ladies’ conscious struck – she stood up and let the weak man sit down. So he did. The man thanked the lady and said “Good afternoon” to a woman sitting next to him.

She acted as if she were woken up in the middle of the night. Rendered speechless for a while, she eventually responded kindly. The man began talking. ‘It’s nice summer has finally decided to drop by, eh?’ he said. ‘Yes, it is’, replied the woman absent-mindedly. The man continued his chit-chat. ‘You be from the suburbs?’ ‘Yes. Why?’ ‘Curiosity.” A short period of silence. ‘It must be pretty tiring, this commuting?’ ‘Yes, in fact it is. Truly, I’m quite exhausted and could use a nap.’ The man ignored the remark. ‘How long have you been living in the suburbs?’ ‘8 years now. Please, sir, I need some rest.’ The man gave up. ‘Of course, madam. It’s obvious. You tired. I don’t work anymore, you know. I’m strong, have energy. You need rest.’ ‘Good for you. Now if you excuse me…’

Nothing more was said. Initially distracted passengers went back to their reading-sleeping business, the rambling of the engine was the only audible sound. Some three or four stops later the man rose and left his seat. He was trudging. It got on other passengers’ nerves, because he was blocking the passage, and they wanted to leave the bus quickly. Finally, he made it out from the bus. He was shaking, if not trembling. His weakness overwhelmed him.

Perhaps he didn’t make it to his home. Perhaps he passed away somewhere along the way. Who cares, anyway? He was annoying as a mosquito. He wanted to talk with a woman he had never seen before. Clown. And he blocked the passage. The stupid old man. The only real man in that bus…

[_Rincewind 1]

Hmm, my opinion? Good. Is that enought? Just joking.

Seriusly, quite impressive. You showed todays bus-reality and that's sad reality. People dont have time for nothing, they run throught the life without looking around. They dont even notice that there are other people that maybe need some help or somethin... My grandmother told me once that many years ago when she was travelling bus or just walking the street, people were nice(of course not all, but many) and always open to other people. And there wasn't so many boorishness on the street. But now much have changed. But dont exaggerate, you can always find good people if you want. But sometimes it's hard to find them and much easier is find bad and boorish people.

And about that bus... I'm not telling that I'm some super guy that always leaves his seat to older person. Sometimes I'm just not in the mood but when I'm IN the mood I can leave my seat to anyone and no one shall stop me!

[SpellCaster 0]

This is sad reality of ouer world...

From the beginning, humans care about theyreselfs only. "I wanna that, that and that and I dont care whos is it". But present times are better than middle age. In that time, people kill each other in the name of a god. "My god is better than youre" "but mine is mighter than youre". "God is on my side!", "No! God make, that I win!"...one question...does somebody ask about something god ? "Hey you, up there! Whats up?". Bilbe says : don't fight, but bring peace. Don't revenge, but forgive...and what ? Only wars "in the name of a god bleh bleh bleh, I'm better than you...".

Upsss...sorry, I went too far. Let's return to ouer present world, the bus, and the old man...

In one film there was a man, who spents one day over thousand times. He went sleep and woke up in the same day. From the beginning he ate a lot and bought a lot of things, because money started over again with the same day. He crashed cars, fought with others, because day started all over again...he cares about only himself and feel save, because nothing can stopped him.

After some time he feel bored. He went into madness. The same day, the same things in the same time, the same people doing the same things...he tried to kill himself. He die and wake up in the same day. He tried to burn himself, crash in the car, jump from heights, shoot himself...nothing worked.

After few years of same days he understand. He understand that he can learn a lot of things. He learn how to play the piano, how to cook wonderful meals, few languages. He helped a lot of people. He rescue a falling child over hundred times, rescue a women from crash car...but once he met one, old men.

In the evening he found a dead men. He was frozen to death. Another day he found him earlier and took to the bar, where they ate warm meal. After that he bought him warm clothes. In the evening old man died once again. Another day he found him and took to the hospital. Old man died once again. Once again he wanted to rescue him, but he died and died. He was old, the time has came to took him from this world. But men wanted to save him...but he can't.

At the end of this long post lies my opinion : Humans help eachother only when they feel the pain. Then they understand a man in a need. Because they was in the need to. They want help. But sometimes you can't help...because you can't...and you can only prey...but what for ?

[Kin'lera 0]

Uh... I think that is one of the most genuine things I have read recently. Really in my opinion that simple example shows the whole truth about our today's society. Unfortunatly it is quite sad that nowadays we don't have any time to be polite or just nice and friendly to other people. We are just closed in our shells, and don't see anything around us. I don't think that could change just like that. People live just to fast to care about someone else. But just think wouldn't it be great, if we had been more aware of what is going on around us?

[SolariS 0]

Well, what can I say. Thanks (profusely) for your opinions, although I must admit you found here something else than I had had in mind when I was writing it (but SpellCaster was close ). My main concern was (and is) the act of conversation. It isn't that the old man was ill and weak and he needed help. No. What I mean is:

He was old. We don't know how old, but we bear in mind that he was in the last period of life (he doesn't work anymore, so he's above 65, that is certain).

Perhaps he felt IT coming. Perhaps he'd been lonely for a few years, widowed and abondoned by his next of kin. So one last time, before he leaves our world, he would like to talk to a human. Not necessarily say 'goodbye', but talk and make sure he doesn't die forgotten and unwanted by humanity.

But the society fails to grant him that one last wish. Of course, you may say, 'But if the woman had known what his point was, she would have surely talked to him kindly.' Perhaps she would. So? Does a man need to be in pain in order to receive the slightest amount of affection? Where is the compassion for people who LIVE?

This bears a slight resemblance to the whole situation ensuing the Pope's death. Where were those millions when he was talking? Just in case - this is a rethorical question.

[SpellCaster 0]

Man kind is a very strange and complicated being. They make clubs for lonely people, in the net you can find a lot of things like "click here and you have a chance to meet youre truly love!". A lots of people feel lonely. But are they want to change that? They just sit and close they shell harder. Cutting out from old crazy people who want only to talk about nothing special. And I'm asking, why are we so so close for each other? Because we are scared that friends don't actept that. Look...she talking with old crazy men...maybe she is crazy too? If you wanna live in that cruel world you must have a solid opinion. And you scared. Don't do that, its awful. Don't do that, its sux. Don't do this because I dont like it. Smoke with me, it's cool. And you smoke (not all) because yoe feel stronger with that, you feel older, have "friends". You don't smoke? Then you sux men! Dont be crazy, dont ruin youre live. Just walk trough youre own path. Feel free...and make other people to feel free...

...Maybe there is another world where women talked with an old man?...I wanna live in that world...but I live in where I live and I can only make that world better. Talk with an old man, get up from chair for old person. Little step and another little step and another, and another...and that world can be better...just a little...but better...

[_Rincewind 1]

Solaris: Where were those millions when he was talking?

In front of TV. - A joke

Yeah, all this "click here..." and other like "buy this new xxx, you'll not regret it, its the best!" or "buy it and you'll be happy and full of live enjoing using our new product!", all this is tricks to make money on lost, lonely or sad people. Many lost-people search for the great happinesses on Earth. And they try things that better dont ever try. This is evil covered by ilusion-good. Someone sais: " try it, its really cool, you'll like it, man, dont be fool..." And when you see him, you think: "why not, he likes it, he seems to be happy, what will I lost? It'll be fun, won't it?" No, it wont. In the beggining - maybe, but later - catastrophic. In that way many people falls into drugs or other bad things.

But lets get to the beggining. In TV you can see smiling woman that eat her super-breakfast from some super-market. You can see happy family that eats at McDonalds. You can see mega-happy man that has bought a new car or new DVD or AGD stuff. Yeah, they're so happy and lucky. But this is empty-fiction. That dont brings happiness. Oh of course, some kind of happiness it brings, but this is temporary. Then you see that there is a new... computer and you must buy it, becouse your is so old. And all this TV advertising tries to tell us that all this materialistic-stuff is most important for us. And that leads to nowhere. This is a dangerous trap for todays teenagers and other... So thanks to God that there are still people who reminds us what things are REALLY important. And one of it is: helping each other

[_Rincewind 1]

Ummmm... 8-[ I see that this sad-reality topic has ended, so... :-k ekhem, ekhem. Let the Foggy Folly Trip continue! Hey Spellcatser, ready? C'mon, c'mon, lets go. Remember where we were walking? To Quito Mos where we will find that Mage-Tower that is guarded by two Ogres and if we manage to get inside we will ask that misterius mage for making the magic-batteries for your magic carpet. C'mon, c'mon, lets go, lets go... c'mon lets go... lets go, c'mon... c'monc'monc'monc'mon...

___So the walk of our heroes continues and after few minutes Rince - the Malkavian, finally managed to calm down his little mad-attack...___

[SpellCaster 0]

- Oh...sorry...sometimes I think too much...WHERE are we going? Q..q..qui..quit...quito mos-s-s-s-s? No no no no no! Just not there! I-I-I born there. There live my scary mother...she is a pirate chief. She hates me because I wanna to be magician, not a pirate. And this tower? Its mine. Oh ya, that WAS mine a long time ago. But it is so old that nobody wanna to buy it, then I just left it. And ogres? Sweet...they glad to meet ya. Their names is Albert and Gilbert. But guard youre mouth near them! If you just say something stupid...like about that, that world is like a disc...they can piss off. Ya now, theye love to play chess...sometimes I thought they more inteligent then me...uff...but only sometimes. Than where are we gonna go? Only not there, not to mama! I beg ya! Not to mama!

- Miss Grizelda! Miss Grizelda!

- No! Dont! Dont so laud! She can hear us! Where I can hide?

Powerful magician jump onto tree. After that tree starts to shake...

- And what with batteries? Y-Y-Y-Yes...in my tower is full of them, and some gas we find too...but not to mama! Buuuuu....

A mighty and fearless magician start to cry. After that from three starts to fall rain...