Only English :)

[A.L. 24]

Hey. What are you talking about. The name of this topic is "Only English" and we're talking english.

We dont break any rules. We're not using the f-word. We're just talking english. So I could say that you're unlucky too because now I'm aiming my Magnum .44 in the middle of You're head . :twisted:

Yes, but the topic of this topic (he he), is "Only English". All people here talk about everything, but in english. You`re talking about (sorry, but it is true) nothing. It is wrong way, I thing... :twisted:

[hitman57 0]

Hey. What are you talking about. The name of this topic is "Only English" and we're talking english.

We dont break any rules. We're not using the f-word. We're just talking english. So I could say that you're unlucky too because now I'm aiming my Magnum .44 in the middle of You're head . :twisted:

Yes, but the topic of this topic (he he), is "Only English". All people here talk about everything, but in english. You`re talking about (sorry, but it is true) nothing. It is wrong way, I thing... :twisted:

As you said all people are talking about everything,but in english. I'm talking about nothing but in english. So I'm not making enything wrong . Or mayby the mods will say something else. We'll live, we'll see.<--I'm not sure is it correct.

[_Rincewind 1]

Oh!!! Are you telling that Brotherhood of Flame is nothing!?! This is important! And everything else is gornisht . C'mon Hitman, stop aiming that magnum.44 at the meddle of my face and join the Brotherhood of Flame. Nothing brings that satysfaction as burning! C,mon, this is your destiny!

[hitman57 0]

I think I could stop aiming my Magnum to you. But I will never join the Brotherhood of Flame. Because I only belive in the power of steel :twisted:. I belive only in my Magnum .44 And I just can't leave it.

[samson 0]

I watched Bad Boys II on english lessons yesterday. Did you see this film?

Joke: What is fauvorite chicken`s mark? Reee-bok-bok-bok!

[_Rincewind 1]

Power of steel, huh? Hmm, you're right. When massive hords of blood-thirsty aliens are running and jumping at you, and when your ammo is getting low, there is nothing better than big two handed sword +4 . Heh, but some plazma-granades could solve the problem.

[hitman57 0]

I like it the old-fashioned way. You know Magnum in one hand a catana in the other hand. Some backup guns like Ingram, Beretta M92fs, Colt A1 1911, throwing knifes tons of ammo and some fragmentation grenades and a lot more hardware( :twisted: ). And then the fun realy starts.

Blood is everywhere. People, aliens and everything else like gnoms, fairys and that kinda stuff is dieing, blood is everywhere.

That's the way you solve problems. :twisted:

I use this as a motto: "Bones, promises both break". :twisted:

[_Rincewind 1]

Oh yeaa! You got the right stuff. Mind if we go for a little trip, you know, hunt some aliens, seek destroy and other fings. And you know, these aliens got pritty good blood you know. Or rather... liquid, some kind of acid, but still.. very tasty and you fell this power when you break in the aliens neck with your teeth! I almost forget to tell you that I am a Vampire, hahaha :twisted: ! And I also recognized that characteristic teeth in your mouth. So, Kindred, what kind of blood are you? Brujah? Couse I am the Malkavian. I like this deed. And I dont know who are you looking at, becouse I'am already gone.

[hitman57 0]

Oh men I see you feel the blues. I could go with you for a little hunt.

Tell me when and where. I will be there for sure. With lot of firearms. That will be a masacre. I already can smell the blood or what the hell the aliens have. That will be some awsome fun.

I'm going to prepare. I need to polish my Mangnum.

Give me some time and I will be ready to rock'n'roll baby or should I say My Malkavian friend.

[_Rincewind 1]

Okey, so I think we will meet at the... You hear that! Szz, silent... ... ..watch out! =BLASTBUM!= ...I got them... =ROAREROAREOFOFFLAMESFLAMES= ... hehe. Those nasty aliens with their nasty laser blazers. That was only a few of them and now there is nothing else like scorched dust. But there will be more of them soon so we must standby. Hmm, I think that we cannot survive here alone. Maybe someone could help us. But we'll see. And now we must continue our polishment. =shrink= =shrink= =scrob= =scrob= ... =BŁYSK=

[hitman57 0]

[scrob] [scrob] [scrob]<- Sounds od polished Steel.

I've finished to prepare my weapons. My Magnum, Beretta, Colt, Ingram, M4A1, Spas12 are clean as a whistle. The blade of my Catana is sharp as it only can be. I've prepared the grenades. It took me whole night.

I'm ready for a little hunt. Just say when.

I already can imagine what fun will it be. Can you see the dead bodies of our common enemies laying on the ground in their own blood. And those who wont die form flames and bullets will beg us for mercy. I'm so excited for our trip. Just say when.

By the way I'm a half-blood vampire so I'm a Daywalker.

[_Rincewind 1]

=scrob= schrink= =scr... Auć! I cut my finger! Phew, my Two Handed Sword +4 is hot-damn-sharp. Okey, I have prepared my THS +4, Flamethrower, and few plasma granades. Mmm, I never forget to take that extra ammo for my Flamy. Two Napalm Canisters in my jeans pockets, twelwe in my bag and four in my jacket. Uh, thats heavy.

Alright. I am ready, you are ready. Lets go now there, where flowers had never grown and where mighty sun never had been ready to shy; where happyneses dont egsist, where normal five-fingered foot had never made a step and where lies poor souls waiting for their destiny, for their final execution... (that was Malky Madness)

Lets go now to the Zerg lair...

[hitman57 0]

But wait. We are so selfish, we forgot to ask does anybody else want to join us in our little hunt.

So I ask: Does someone want to join Me and _Rincewind in our hunt for aliens and that kinda stuff.

[_Rincewind 1]

I am afraid that no one gonna help us in our holy cruciate of destroing the damned poor evil. Alright, hold on Day-Vamp-bro. We're gonna give them few minutes... Maybe they'll understand that this is a hunt for glory and sweet (a little liquid but...) aliens blood and mebe someone could join our company.

Oh, I haven't told this yet, but for the bravest one, after that masaqre, we're gonna give some special reward. And that is: "Great Medal Of Bullet & Fire" that also automaticly gives you the opportunity to be one of many members of the Brotherhood Of Flame and My(Leader Of Flame) approbation. Of course that dont prevent you from being the members of many other groups. Day-Vamp-Bro (may I call you that, Hit? ) already has this medal, becouse of his inastimable help with some supper. I mean location . And Day-Vamp-Bro is also in my Brotherhood (If he wants this or not. :twisted: ).

[hitman57 0]

"Day-Vamp-Bro" I like it very much and I give you premission to call me like that. I apriciate that you gave me the "Great Medal Of Bullet & Fire"

And I see that that poor people dont understand the purpose of our holy cruciate. But they know too much, so there are two ways to solve this problem. One they will join us (thats better for them). The second solution is more bloody and it looks like that:

My with my Magnum, Catana and much more hardware and You My Malkavian friend with your Flamethrower and plasma grenades will kill them all. It would be something like a practice befor entering the lair of the evil.

Now You people dont have much choice. Choose your destiny( :twisted: )

I would like to do some masacre and My Magnum wants it as much as I.

[SolariS 0]

cruciate

Unless you're Sean Connery, "crusade" is the word you wanted to use

Allow me to change the topic. I've noticed lately, that English is full of incredibly inconceivable idioms, which are simultanously hilarious. Let me give a number of examples:

"There is not enough room to swing a cat" - there is very little room. Now translate it into Polish.

"Take a hike" = (my personal favourite ->) "Go fly a kite". Now, isn't that an odd way to say "buzz off"

"End it all" - commit suicide. Never heard of a Polish equivalent, but we could use one

"To lose it" - to go crazy. How do they, English, know, that if you say "I lost it", you aren't referring to your car keys?

More may follow

[hitman57 0]

cruciate

Unless you're Sean Connery, "crusade" is the word you wanted to use

Don't be a wise guy cause they end their life quickly and very painfull. So if you don't want to be part of our hunt dont critique it.

Go fly a kite. ( :twisted: )

[_Rincewind 1]

Hmm, Okey. Lets go. No one want to join us. Bad for them. Cmon, we're gonna kick some asses, or rather BURN some asses :twisted:. And if someone change his mind he can join us in the middle of the battle.

We must go North-East. It is the road that leads to a place where first evil beeing was borned. Very acid beeing and (some kind of liquid but...) tasty . My companion, we shall begin now our trip. Keep your eyes open, becouse we can find some alien camp during our travel.

[hitman57 0]

Ok. I'll cover your back.

But why can't we just drive to the temple od evil . For God's sake it Twenty First Century. :twisted: We don't need to travel through forests and that kinda stuff, that's why mankind build roads.

[_Rincewind 1]

You're right . You see this car there? Its not a simple car. Its an extra atomic-turbo high-speed flying space car. He has many "bajers" so watch out when you get in and dont press any buttons. Hehe, I'd almost forget about my space car.

Cmon, get in. I will do driving and when nesecary many other things. You can look around and when you see some unindentifyed flying object like some aliens with wings and lasers blazers you can grab this homing plasma gun and make them feel pain . Man, this is a new generation weapon, I assure you. But dont think that you can take it off, becouse one: its to heavy; two: its installed to my space car.

So FINALLY we can begin our adventure . I'm turning my S-car on. =rrrrr..brrrr..rRRghbraauu= It'll be fast so watch out. Here we goooooooo...

[hitman57 0]

Long time no see.

I didn't write anything because I had some probles gettint to the forum but i dont have the now :twisted:

I made my own Forum....And there's a topic called "Only English" so I invite everyone :twisted:

www.forum-sh.prv.pl

[Gość Radyan]

"There is not enough room to swing a cat" - there is very little room. Now translate it into Polish.

Nie ma miejsca, by machać kotem. Nie ma miejsca, by zabujać się w kocie . Nie ma miejsca by uchlać kota (swing means also "chlać" as far as I remember...). BTW. maybe that means - not enough room to dance with a cat :-k

"End it all" - commit suicide. Never heard of a Polish equivalent, but we could use one

You never heard of "skończyć z tym wszystkim" or "zakończyć to wszystko"? I'm quite surprised...

More may follow

I hope so

[Sephiel 0]

I made my own Forum....And there's a topic called "Only English" so I invite everyone :twisted:

In the instruction book we're read: "We don't advertise NOTHING", so what is this? This post should be wrote in the other topic- look out and search it ;].

LOL, my first post in this topic . My English is (in my subjective opinion ) terrible, so you must correct it ;].

I'm sorry for all errors in my post, esh... .

[Wicked Sick 0]

Sheesh... I like English. Yea, I really do but I can't understand all this tenses like past perfect and so on... I had been learning English for over seven years, but I prefer to read or talk than write in English. The easiest homework, where I must write something, is a problem for me... and nobody loves me...

I've got a question to somebody, who is really good in (at?) English: When we're writing... hmmm... let's say "shortcuts" like "cause" or "cos' ", must we add apostrophe after or before this word? For example: which form is correct: 'cause or just cause - without apostrophe.

[SolariS 0]

Nie ma miejsca, by machać kotem. Nie ma miejsca, by zabujać się w kocie . Nie ma miejsca by uchlać kota (swing means also "chlać" as far as I remember...). BTW. maybe that means - not enough room to dance with a cat :-k

Regardless of which one of these is the "correct" one, it's still a load of complete bollocks...

I'm sorry for all errors in my post, esh...

Do not apologise, just avoid making them Do you think each and every one of mine is flawless? If so, you certainly might want to think again.